One of my favorite scenes from the movie My Cousin Vinny (1992) is Vincent Laguardia Gambini’s (a/k/a “Vinny’s”) opening statement in the criminal trial of his cousin and cousin’s friend, both of whom were arrested and mistakenly charged for murder and robbery while driving through Alabama. Vinny (played by Joe Pesci) — a native New Yorker who is as out of place in a rural Alabama courtroom as I suppose anyone could be — dozes off during the prosecution’s opening statement only to be jarred awake by his cousin — who is facing the death penalty — so that he can deliver an opening statement. He saunters over to the jury, and says, gesturing at the prosecutor, “Everything that guy just said is bull$#!+. Thank you.” Then he returns to the defense table. (Watch the scene here, which begins approximately three minutes and 33 seconds into the clip.) Continue Reading »